Ok- this is a fake commercial so don’t get crazy and go to Toys ‘R’ Us demanding cock thrusting action figures with Man-Blast technology™! They won’t have any idea what you are talking about- trust me. They will probably say stuff like “Sir, please pull up your pants” as you re-enact the commercial thrust for thrust, and they may even call the cops on you after they pepper spray you. Twice.

Remember… the power is in your pants!