It is a period of civil war. Rebel chefs, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel chefs managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the Death Star Waffle Maker, an armored pastry maker with enough power to feed an entire family. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the hungry…
Come to the Dark Side; we have waffles
The secret of the Death Star was that it looked like one thing, but it was technically another. It looked like a moon hanging there in space, but we know that secretly it was actually a space station. Waffles are a lot like that, too. They look like dessert, all covered with strawberries and whipped cream and chocolate chips and powdered sugar and syrup (well, maybe not all of those at once), but they’re technically breakfast. Booyah.
If you’re ready to make your kitchen explode with awesome, you need a Death Star Waffle Maker. Plug it in, warm it up, and pour the batter onto the non-stick cooking plates. In just minutes, you’ll have golden, delicious waffles, good enough to destroy a planet for. Well, a small one, at least.
And if one side turns out a little funny with bubbles or you overcook it and there’s a Dark Side, just flip it over. There’s a Concave Dish Composite Beam Superlaser indentation on both cooking plates, so you’re covered. And both sides have pockets for your tasty toppings. Just keep in mind when you break out the syrup that it’s likely to do its own version of the trench run.
Honestly, there’s no need to waffle. You know you want it.
Death Star Waffle Maker
Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
Produces a 7″ diameter round waffle with two sections
Non-stick cooking plates duplicate the design on both sides
Indicators light up when iron is on and when it is at correct
Non-skid rubber feet keep waffle iron in place
Materials: Cast aluminum cooking plates
Dimensions: 8″ deep x 10″ wide x 4″ tall
Weight: 2 lbs.