No one has ever accused the Transformers films of being high art or anything, but even as far as Michael Bay summer blockbusters go, the weird ways they’ve built out the “Transformers mythology” (oof) is INCREDIBLY weird – basically EVERY SINGLE MOVIE retcons the previous one and adds in a bunch of bizarre new details that seem entirely at odds with what came before.

Also, for some reason, they keep making normal humans the central characters when all we really wanna see is COOL TRANSFORMERS DOING COOL TRANSFORMERS STUFF.

Dorkly